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(256):
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
(910):
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
(240):
ok just because they posted a pic of his ballsack on your head on facebook bc you passed out way before everyone doesnt give you the right to untag yourself. own up to being a lightweight
(434):
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
(603):
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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(978):
s- well he thinks i lied about having sex before. r- well did you not give it your all? s- no.. i had my period and i guess he thought that meant he popped my cherry. he wasnt THAT good.
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