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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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DUDE! my girlfriend picked me up from work at 2 am wearing a corsette and holding a condom. we proceeded to fuck for an hour in the back seat of her car. Best GIRLFRIEND EVER!!!
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damn sounds lyk something i wud do lol
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4007 (0 Points) 1 year ago
damn sounds lyk something i wud do lol