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(606):
so...I'm in the mens bathroom of a dorm 6 hours from home wrapped in only a blanket which served as my toga last night and smells like a hot guy. Definite win.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
(480):
cab ride to scottsdale: 68$. halloween costume that was shamelessly ripped off: 50$. doing the walk of shame with his 100$ bottle of patron that i stole in my purse: priceless.
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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It's okay, I have a potato.
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(904):
Lmao, dude your mom just asked me if we were getting "the Hungries".
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876 (0 Points) 2 years ago
classic.