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everybody makes mistakes (1-630): i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad. (1-270): You should've just screamed yes we can!
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I feel like i ate a lepurchaun... A lepurchaun made tears, guiness and seething regret
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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(740):
got one months supply of birth control, score! i think September sounds like a good month to use it.
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