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(714):
So I just puked all over him, his sheets and myself.. lets see if he still talks to me tomorrow... Fuck!
(410):
Why is snow white it be cooler if it was red (1-410): It's June and 3:30am there is no snow there hasn't been for months I'm trying to sleep (410): Or green green would look cool like the grass and trees are not dead (1-410): SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
(drunkteen):
last night, to my best friend "haha have you ever like...walked into a room full of guys and wondered how big their dicks are? cause i do it alllll the time but most of the time im right on the money with the size". MDT
(819):
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
(715):
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy! (218): I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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(702):
just got head while playing nazi zombies. i am god.
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