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(Anonymous):
Last night, from the ex, "I want to put you on the dinner table and eat you". MDT
(414):
woke up this morning with my bed broken, shards of glass in my arm, bloody, bruised, and missing half my clothes. I think I had sex with a velociraptor
(314):
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
(614):
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
(337):
I just played 'blowjob' on words with friends for 102pts. I thought that might cheer you up.
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he told me he wanted to finger me , im scared for my health.
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