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(716):
My girl has to interview rushes and she can't find the questions she usually asks. I said just ask them if they're on the pill and if they spit or swallow, what else do you need to know?
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he said hey you should piss on my nipples and rub them a little...how the fuck do i respond to that?
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just completed the tryn task of clean'n out my draws. had 2 battle the 4lvls of hell then slay the evil clothes monster. I came out of it battered & bruised but alive. All hail noble me! Next I challenge teddy mountain i will climb for days in hope 2 concour it. Gods speed 2 me.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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(908):
GUYS IM WALKING TO THE MALL. MEET ME HALF WAY? LIKE AT THE COW THAT DIED IN THE ROAD BUT STILL HAS A PULE SO I ATE IT?
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