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(505):
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before
(770):
The iphone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5 year old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family b/c of popped up on my screen
(503):
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
(718):
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
( 513):
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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(908):
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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