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my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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is a banana a shape?
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(Sent) I've officially fucked a girl in every seat my car has to offer. Win?
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my mouth feels like cardboard...what if your mouth really tasted like cardboard...ewwww...it would get all wet and soggy and your breath would smell like dirty shoes...
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