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(recieved) dude this fucking stew in the fridge is delicous, what is it? (sent) man thats your puke from lat night. you claimed it was the most epic puke ever and then you put it in the fridge in a bowl to "preserve it"
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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he cummed and then proceeded to get a towel and literally wiped my stomach n vag then butt like i was in diapers ...totally ruined the badass vibe that he had
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Dude we went back to her place, she's a biter, screamer and most importantly.....a squirter
(260):
recd: dude u were gone last night sent: i know. the 250lb+ proof is on top of me and shes a very sound sleeper. come quick...bring kyle too
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REC: i love scotch SENT:??Ugh that sappy love word REC:??I mean it though SENT:??Well atleast the scotch feels warm an fuzzy inside
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