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(571):
I'm going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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Wow i feel like a homeless person...went to grocery store to get milk and ended up with a arm full of free samples. win?
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Gave the bartender my number in roman numerals, if she figures it out she may be worth a shot
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just met a guy who apparently helped me home one drunken night... feel like i meet more people drunk than sober
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you might as well just have sex with me... because im going to tell all your my friends we did
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(337):
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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2 years ago
Hilarious! one man's trash is another mans litter of kittens
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anon (0 Points) 2 years ago
Hilarious! one man's trash is another mans litter of kittens