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(562):
So i received a txt last night from a friend saying "hey watz Dome?" and "where can i get it?" I replied "it means 2 give head" its what you give me when your drunk" Lmfao!!! she never brought the subject up again. MDT
(518):
is it a bad sign that i find it much easier to dress for a CEOs and corporate hoes party than for an actual job interview?
(Anonymous):
Last night I received "ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision." MDT
(608):
Last night in a club I stumbled drunk into the ladies’ toilet and stepped aside to let a girl pass. She stepped to the same side to let me pass though and we did so humbly smiling for a couple of times before I realized I was standing in front of the mirror.
(484):
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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(404):
tiotally drunk eright now! thoguht it woulds be funny to wriet on my drunk trexts whilew Drunk! MAwahaha
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1 year ago
I call bull shit you can still type when your drunk...
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mark (0 Points) 1 year ago
I call bull shit you can still type when your drunk...