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(321):
i woke up this morning and felt something wierd...i later relized i slept with my dress on over my pajamas
(972):
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
(603):
(sent) so me rob and dust went to the farm up the hill last night and dug up a peach tree, dragged it down the highway and planted it some guys garden, hiding in the bushes so we can see his reaction when he wakes up. have breakfast waiting. (rcvd) bacon?
(612):
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good. (763): haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
(760):
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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(856): Tell him u'll give him a little sumptin sumptin for coming haha! (1-856):LOL ha. I can't even fucking bribe him with that. I got my fucking period. (856):Ur mouth ain't bleeding.
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