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(269):
Think about it... say u use mouth wash... u can't eat or drink for 30 minutes after rinsing... does this include pussy? Mind= blown... what do I do? Fuck it, I'll risk a cavity for some pussy
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
(503):
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
(850):
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
(847):
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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fingerd my gf in the family van while her parents drove, the dog started lickin my fingers after...
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