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(703):
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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Recv'd last night: "I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow!" MDT
(410):
(received) "watching mean girls and drinking i feel like you should be here. boo you whore" (sent)"i'm watching project runway and drinking! i knew there was a reason we're friends"
(724):
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
(732):
my sister and i got into a huge fight. so i stole her money and had sex with her boyfriend, mid-sex he told me "this is the best you've ever been!!" oh, did i mention we were twins?
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(319):
so my mom went to an african american rights celebration. she came back with a black lady?
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