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(609):
so we were just laying there eating goldfish in bed watching t.v. & he wanted to have sex but I told him I had my period. I was super drunk and I woke up the next morning with no tampon in and realized we must have had sex... about 15 minutes later, i got hungry, reached my hand in the goldfish bag, and pulled out a bloody tampon.
(917):
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
(253):
He told me his beer gut was the gas tank for his love machine... He's still just fat in my eyes
(913):
im probablly gonna put on a dirty porn and fall asleep wth my cock in my hand down on the living room couch and see if i can cause a weird scene in the morning when my parents wake up
(205):
(Sent:) Dudde the bathroom in this place is crazy! i opend the door and the light came on by itself!(Received:) Josh is gonna be pissed when he finds out you peed in his fridge again..
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i think i just got fucked through my clothes on the dance floor
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