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(713):
When he fucked me in the ass, he gave a new meaning to the phrase "Shit happens".......
(843):
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
(817):
You spit out your gum in the toilet and then peed and then started crying and calling yourself a dirty slut and I asked what was wrong you said your clit had turned green and fallen off.
(832):
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
(417):
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Dude dena sucks at sex. like i didn't even cum
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