(239): my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills."

Comments: 19


83264 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

other than sounding slutty, who keeps an actual hard copy of who they fucked?




83265 (-2 Points) (+1, -3) 7 years ago

i do, but im a guy :P




83274 (4 Points) (+6, -2) 7 years ago

and gay




zuse (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ur such a fag...who keeps count..and writes the name of them...haha...u prob have like 5 names n they all guys




83268 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

a little bit impressive, honestly




83294 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

32 guys?...hmmm...thats very questionable




83316 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i do tooo. Kill counts higher though. Never thought of colour coding though




83323 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

you're a whore, but that's awesome. not going to lie...




83340 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

no 36 thats nasty




83371 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ehhh, browse while you cann and when people still actually want to sleep with you




83377 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Hello, my name is three, thity-three.




83381 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

Gross. Walking std and probably super stretched out vag. Find a nice guy, buy a pair of jeans that allow for blood circulation, get some therapy, and stop being a hooch.




83406 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

shut up bitch, yours is even more stretched from roughing yourself up with your dildo




83440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

That's not really that many guys.




84055 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hell yea thats mad guys




89117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

way to sound like an even bigger whore. congrats.




DTF (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

no really, these days, its not a lot...... i have somting lik 50.....




Dr. Phill (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

Obviously you missunderstood your parents when they told you to be a good girl and have steady relathionships, and thought they ment for you to be a cock-eater, right? ... Common mistake... ¬¬




734 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

The "text" is off of the FML website


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