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(718):
seriouslly dont call me a retard especially since i was about to drive to your house and suck your dick
(541):
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
(716):
(sent): Wanna come to the party? :) (recvd): What's with the smiley? (sent): Bitch don't question my happiness.
(785):
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
(312):
So let me get this straight: He spent over $200 on liquor for two people, you puked twice during the cab ride home, he didn't get laid, and he's still speaking to you? Replied (312) Yep. He's a keeper!
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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STD much? First
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89293 (0 Points) 11 months ago
STD much? First