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(973):
I took her out to the most expensive dinner.... Friendly's... and still No dome :(
(941):
Ok.. Have u ever been so drunk that you and a girl have sex multiple times and the next thing you know you wake up at 9 am with her sittin on Ur dick in reverse cowgirl hunched over an sleeping??? Ya that just happened we fell asleep fucking cuz we were so drunk. Hahaha (1-941): Epic..
(610):
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
(512):
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
(765):
I got bored and wanted to entertain myself and I know this girl who loves to be totally dominated in bed. So I told her to come over so that I could talk Spanish to her as I rearrange the contents of her vagina. I don't know why... but I find myself to be fucking HILARIOUS.
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(613):
(R) He fucking peed in me! (S) He peed on you? :S (R) NO! HE FUCKING PEED INSIDE OF ME! Told me he was about to blow then pissed in me! Wtf do you say or do to that!
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