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(630):
This girl ran up screamed my name and hugged me, i musta looked confused cause she asked if i remembered her name, I guessed and somehow got it right, she fucked me. Take that blackout gods
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i turkey slapped him and he was instantly destroyed =)
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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i just got fucked on a TRAMPOLINE!! beat that BITCH!!!!
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I just called 911 to report that my pants were missing, bad news my dad is the dispatcher tonight, i also told him that i just had sex for the first time. I guess you cant see me anymore.
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(618):
417; WAKE THE FUCK UP AND LET ME IN!!!!!!! 618; stop using big letters when reading it the little voice in my head yells and im still hung over!!!
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