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(618):
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
(708):
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Last night, ''I am only awake as the clowns will eat my face if i sleep and the tranks i took a few nights ago made me see stuff which was a tad disturbing. And i have to stare at paws in the dark. Mmmm cowboy sex.'' A friend of mine who can be strange at the best of times. He likes staring at his cat. MDT
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From my girlfriend,I had the best dream of cutting off your balls and putting blood on my face like tribal marks
(315):
I just woke up 20 feet high in a tree, naked. How did I manage this?! Not Vodka. Jesus juice.
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(715):
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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