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(617):
(rec) sooo how did your night go? (sent) i had sex on a bo flex (rec) hey that rhymes, how many times? (sent) too many to count, that bitch likes to mount (rec) wheres her place? ide like to cum on her face (sent) then we hit the bong, while she sucked my schlong (rec) we should make this into a song (sent) k but im gonna go so i can hit up that pussy some mo'
(724):
I just called 911 to report that my pants were missing, bad news my dad is the dispatcher tonight, i also told him that i just had sex for the first time. I guess you cant see me anymore.
(847):
i hope you didnt go inside me. Because im not on BC.
(250):
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
(386):
my mom just walked in on me beating off to the video of the lady gettin fucked by a horse !!!!!
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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