(303): so i was walking down the street and some fuck nuts threw water balloons at me from their car. and thats not the worst part, i spilled my pina colada, i really wish i didnt have such goddamn good reflexes. i would rather be wet and drunk then dry and tipsy.

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Awesomeness!