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(408):
Received: "Is it prostitution if you want to have sex with a guy, and you do, and then he gives you $1000?"
(270):
I mean I don't even know this man! I can't swallow his sperm!
(503):
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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Last night i sent 'Duddde if christians have to eat teh flesh and drink the blood of christ would that make them zombies or cannibals?' MDT
(904):
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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(270):
she just asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis.
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