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(662):
How the hell does "one more shot" keeping turning into a fifth with you? P.S. My liver said to tell you fuck off....
(727):
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
(620):
If music is blaring at the party and you just swished your beer pong shot, does it make a sound? some philosophy for you...
(204):
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
(403):
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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(941):
Not forever....just until I'm ready to have a nine inch dick shoved up my ass.
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