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he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
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just told my ex bf im trying to lose my virginity (recvd) really?! what he say? (sent) he told me hed be right over. he still thinks i live in the old house. hes gonna crawl through the window into a stragers bed. ah revenge is sweet. (recvd) YOUR MY HERO
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Hey Stephen :) Guess whoooo??? Hope work is going well. I'm sure I'll talk to you soon. i don't have anything funny to say, I tried to think of something. -K-
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Um, WTF? How is this a drunk text? I give it a 1; out of 100.
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82834 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Um, WTF? How is this a drunk text? I give it a 1; out of 100.