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Last night, "I just found panties on the kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does this mean she's open for sex, or she has a penis?" MDT
(678):
Are you still pissed at me? The reality is this...it would have died in 3 or 4 years anyway. We were just moving things along a bit.
(925):
So, she lost my book... and put a blunt in my backpack as a peace offering.
(913):
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
(910):
laxatives and beer = worst idea ever. i just shit off 10 pounds.
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(604):
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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