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(816):
it was like i was f**king a jelly fish. she just lay there and jiggled as though it was meant to be pleasuresome.
(253):
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
(405):
idk man...things just don't taste the same anymore without her (1-405): I can't tell if you're being sincere or if you just like licking her ass or something.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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(978):
just got broke up through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you."
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