(860): hey, are we fucking tonight or not? cause i wanna go out with my friends but i don't want you masturbating with the kids in the house. (sent): mom? (recd): so sorry sweetie talk to you later

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4154 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ohhhhhh creepy




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4180 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

*jaw drop*




4185 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LMAO OHHHHH DEEEEE EMBARRISING I WOULKD CRY




4195 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

thats just a classless mother




4217 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

...could possibly live in a trailer




4218 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

whos fuckin tonight? whos fucking tonight? who fucking tonight? aw aw aw aw!!!!




4242 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Hahahahahaha that's uncomfortable. Hilarious for us though!




4275 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!




4279 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Mom's not gonna look that kid in the eye for a looooooong time!




4310 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

What a dumb mom.




4386 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

wow thats horrible, sorry kid..




4398 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

damn that sucks....i feel bad for you bro...thats really creepy




4434 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yuk!




4446 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

WOW!!!!.... haha that is just very wrong




4585 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Haha, that's a bit disturbing. Guess your dad didn't need to do anything to scar you for life.




4605 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! I wouldnt be surprised if my mom sent txts like that hahahahaha...ew....hahahahahaa




4697 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

:-o wowwww...that sucks




4789 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

HAHAHAHA, oh fuck! Honestly if that happened to me i would have called my dadand said 'ah, dad i am going to have to stay over for about 2 months.'




4817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA WWWOOOOOOOWWWWW!




4954 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Imagine if it was you mom I would fuckin die




5170 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hahah man these oldies really need to learn how to text! This is like the 4th story I read so far with mothers texting the wrong person. Poor kid!




5313 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

So its not cool if dad masturbates with kids in the house but the two of them can fuck with kids in the house??? How is that better?




5326 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Agreed 22! Some things don't make sense?? I just want to say WTF?




5731 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

BS!




7689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha that's a good one!




19665 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL




63379 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Dude tell your mom to stop drinking so much


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