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(708):
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
(615):
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
(903):
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
(607):
He just asked to fuck. Is it bad that period was my first reason and that i had a boyfriend was my second reason?
(239):
recieved last night: she farted during sex! replied: did you stop? recieved: no but she did it again just as i orgasmed! sent: i just threw up in my mouth :(
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(928):
soo i thought i lost my phone so i tried calling it...with my phone. that. fucking. drunk.
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