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(814):
Sent: He's MARRIED! Which makes me the mistress... Ya know what's cool about that? Rcvd: no. What? Sent: I never have to do his laundry or attend family functions. And I'm almost guaranteed to get laid every time I see him!
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time (1-309): I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I thought we we're having rough sex. Turns out we were both lazy and were fighting for bottom.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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(916):
Momma always says "Nothin open that late 'cept legs and Waffle House"
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