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(905):
I needed to take a water break 5 minutes into fucking her. geez i'm out shape.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket. er
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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
(918):
a guy came knocking on my door asking for donations for the new primary school children's pool...gave him two bottles of water...does that make me a bad person?
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(916):
That's why I haven't been fucking too many bitches lately. Its hard to get return customers when I send them to the hospital
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