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Trying to track down moor beer. I either lose it cause drunk or ninjas steal it. Either way it's a win
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s- last night i got kick outta the fucking club. r-why? s- this girl was giving me head in the bathroom, 5 mins l8r i see her macking on this duude. r-haha no fucking way s- so i walked up and asked him "hows my dick taste"
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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Then, when she finally had the orgasm, she screamed "YAHTZEE!"
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(423):
So, I had buttsex for the first time last weekend. Since then, my shits haven't been completely solid. Do you think these two things are pissibly related?
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