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(303):
OMG! my best friends mom came home drunk. She accused us of stealing her car and called the cops. She was too trashed to realize she got a ride home.
(615):
Still drunk I went to the doctor today for my annual and he asked me whats my balanced diet and i said food and pussy.
(518):
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
(414):
I saw a Deaf girl wearing a shirt that says "la la la, I can’t hear you".
(954):
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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(420):
and we went on a "wheres the weed" treasure hunt.
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