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It was time for her to go, but she kept insisting that I cook her something. So I handed her her coat, gave her a microwaved cup of noodles and said, "the great thing about these is...you can take them with you."
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid. (604): HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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woke up with bruises up and down my legs, on my arms, scrapes on my feet, and cuts on the inside of my lips and on my tongue. what happened? (rcvd): you and one of your exs left the party to find out what hate sex was like.
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Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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I needed to take a water break 5 minutes into fucking her. geez i'm out shape.
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oem software (0 Points) 3 months ago
X5lI33 Unbelievable. Class..!!