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(612):
So I smoked to much and got sick.. then i laughed to much and thought i got sicker.. then i ate to much and i threw up.. thats how high i am.
(howaboutthat!):
I got this text from my friend, "Dude some girl just called me trying to convince me that she was a burrito salesman." MDT
(Anonymous):
Received last night: "Dude a Mexican clown just coughed on me... What has killed more Americans? Swine Flu or Clowns?" MDT
(720):
Turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
(905):
(sent): "Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?" (rec'd): "i could hear you having sex & was jealous, wanted to kill the mood."
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(774):
Will u please come get me off the bathroom floor? Ok good thanks love you
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