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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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At my wedding I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone.
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Last night, "I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here." MDT
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(405):
(rec) ugh, this room smells like him and vomit... oh yeah I vomited on his junk by accident (sent) smooth move agent cool
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