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umm..wtf happened last night? my mom ran into my room this morning screaming about the horse having a condom on its dick..please say i didn't..o well im hungry. Come over, bring food
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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(773):
We are at buffalo wild wings sitting next a bunch of nerfballs and getting served by a buffalo. I didn't kno they hired buffalo!
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