(918): Why the hell did you leave me at ihop? (Rec'd): Cause you passed out and I couldn't wake you up. I left you there an hour and a half ago, are you just waking up?
Getting left at IHOP after Night Trips isn't as bad as getting your dick sucked by a guy in drag(see other drunk text) who you thought was a hermaphrodite... unless this is someone else who got left at IHOP.
4165 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahaha omg i literally laughed out loud when i read this.