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beer before liquor gets you laid quickerr
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My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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last nite u broke up with me and told me ill never find another girl like u... i woke up this morning with 3 girls and im pretty sure there all better than u ever were :)
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(616):
I noticed my girlfriend's laptop had a long word document up. She was writing a slash fic with Edward Cullen and myself.
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Step away from the vehicle son time to break up.
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82399 (2 Points) 1 year ago
Step away from the vehicle son time to break up.