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(415):
Received last night, "Dude, you skipped out on Hooters to watch movies with your sick girlfriend. Thanks for letting us use your car. p.s. I threw up all over the backseat. P.s.s. Dont worry, throwing up was post-sex on that same seat." - MDT
(616):
Today, my wife and I were having sex on our patio. Afterwards, I fell asleep, still naked. It really sucks waking up to a sunburn on your balls.
(210):
(rec'd): if I told you I was gay would u judge me? (sent): no, but I'd fuck you
(Ren):
Last night, from a guy (4:15 a.m.) "Kiss me before you put on my eyeliner. Now shall we do everything together or just each other?" MDT
(845):
I'm tired of my boyfriend putting his hands down his sweaty balls and putting his sweat ball smelling hands in my face!
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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