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(917):
last night received, "I'm at a strip club and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!" - MDT
(815):
if it makes you feel better, his dick was NOT like a tree. (1-815): yeah more like a sapling. but thats okay, i like smaller boys anyway. it makes my vagina feel like godzilla.
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you were standing in my kitchen eating peanut butter and masturbatting. there are vids.
(902):
no makeup.. thank god for that freshly fucked glow
(573):
Just made out with a guy who has momma's baby tattooed on his arms o_O
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(773):
Last night i did 8 consecutive body shots. This morning i woke up next to me stepbrother. The first thing he says to me is, " Were not blood related, so its okay."
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