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(403):
I think this toddler on the bus knows Im drunk...it keeps staring into my soul and wont stop judging me.
(040):
DUDE! I'm sitting in the gutter outside my house yelling to randoms about dinosaurs. Fuck i'm an awesome drunkk (:
(262):
do you see the fucking ninjas? they're behind a tree... JESUS CHRIST THATS ONES IN A BUSH. aaha! Bunnies!
(949):
He asked me if i would suck his dick while he took a shit. Then he asked if i would finger his as while he shit. then he asked if i'd let him shit on me. i think this guy has a shit fettish
(419):
Every time someone said something to him he replied with Eminem lyrics
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(405):
Watched the karate kid drunk. When Jackie chan told that smith kid "jacket off" I laughed so hard. He was yelling "jacket off" at a little kid!
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