Rico478 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Shoulda told her that Her pussy smells like the dumpster behind taco bell
Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) 1 month ago
vUuwgl Wow, great blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Fantastic.
4197 (0 Points) 2 years ago
you should have just told her straight up that her pussy stinks :S tell her to get checked, and i suggest you do too
4352 (0 Points) 2 years ago
She probably just needed to air it out. It is good not to sleep with undies on at night, let yourself breath there. Plus you are more moist that way too.
4737 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Haha You should be proud of yourself for saying that to that stupid ass bitch. What kind of idiot would say that after you just ate her out? You did her a favor and she starts talking shit? Fuck her.
4819 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Wow would you even eat that anyway.. that's a complete turn off. I'll lose an erection faster than fucking a chick and then hearing my moms voice on the answering machine. Gone!
5093 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lol when i go down there and theres sumthing outa toon i get the fuck out but good job bitch needed to be told
5331 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Hey there are things that can be purchased to keep a woman fresh.
5838 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i woulda said the same thing ! good call man ahaha
6216 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Sleep with your undies off and let yourself air out girls. We all need to breath, if you catch my drift.
6313 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Dude it goes makeout first then you eat someone out!
6936 (0 Points) 2 years ago
What if it really was your breathe and not her? OMG Either way....too funny!
7724 (0 Points) 2 years ago
As a woman I find this hilarious. Keep yourselves clean, ladies.
7747 (0 Points) 2 years ago
seems like you two shared some precious moments...
8249 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahah ouchhh; that'd hurt to be told that. but it's her fault for saying your breath smelt in the first place! but how is this related to a text? :S
8492 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lmfaooo. im assuming she went home && whipped out the vibrator.
9874 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahayhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah thats fuckin dirtyyyyyyyyy ew
9875 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahayhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah thats fuckin dirtyyyyyyyyy ew
24763 (0 Points) 2 years ago
LOL! Well what does that say about the douche bag that ate her out?? And she should take a bath.
25344 (0 Points) 2 years ago
ever heard of "taste like chicken, keep on lick'n, taste like trout get the fuck out"
46608 (0 Points) 2 years ago
ROFL!!! That's why you always do the "Finger Sniff Test!!!" That way you don't get down there and have to come right back up...
49006 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahaha! im nt sure which if funnier the story or the comments to the stories hhahaha ROFL!
51588 (0 Points) 2 years ago
If her shit stunk that bad how could you of even put your mouth on it....uhh yuck, cause than that means it was bad enough to smell when you get as far down as the navel. Which means you should of stopped at the belly button and not gone any further!!! And should of told her to go shower and douche 10 times. ICK! Come on now ladies keep yourself clean cause that's just gross if your shit stinks that bad that the guy ends up doing the stanky leg when he's walking or running away.
53406 (1 Points) 2 years ago
what girls actually says your breathe stinks after you eat her out? and if her shit stank then how could you eat it anyway?
58572 (0 Points) 2 years ago
omg for like 10 minutes i couldnt close my mouth after reading this haha
64719 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lol just lol. to continue to chew on her twat even though it smells... ew. hahahaha
66438 (1 Points) 2 years ago
She set her self up for that!! you did the right thing
70467 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i dont kiss... this just made me more glad i dont. but she's still wrong for doing that.. she should have just pushed ur head down to her boobs so u could suck on her nipples instead. thats what i do
12375 (1 Points) 2 years ago
oh wow. that's some nasty shit right there. As i girl im sure you guys have heard of the golden rule? well guys should deffinatly go by it: if it tastes like chicken keep on lickin. just sayin.
RIGuy (0 Points) 1 year ago
Dude, my girls twat smelled like dead children. I tried dropping hints, I tried bathing with her and washing it for her. I tried coming right out and saying it nicely and respectfully. She didn't do anything about it. So one night i fingered her and stuffed my fingers in her mouth for her to suck on. She got up, ran to the bathroom and vomitted lmao. From that point on, there's been no problems.
Cupcake (0 Points) 1 year ago
wow i just wanted to make sure "ate her out" meant what i thought it meant! so i wasted half of my time!because i wuz rite! well anyway, that sux for u but hey look on the bright side at least u uh....well atleast u know now not to let a girl get away wit it, or let them it wuz them! kuz if a guy ATE ME OUT i wouldnt even dare telling him!!!that'd be embarrissing!i'd let him do his work lolz haha!!;)
Katty (0 Points) 1 year ago
ok, so me and my boyfriend where at a Halloween Party. And this was when i was like 15, and i brought him upstairs! He was fingering me, after that i gave head and guess what happened next?....so we were in the middle of having s.e.x and he ate me out and we made out and DAMN did his breath stink! I took a bath, but we were having s.e.x so i'll say it was both our fault's. Oh and thats's not all! He made me suck his finger after he fingered me, i didn't wanna reject that so,i did it and i said, :"I'll be right back". So i went to the bathroom and spit so much in the sink, i even baby barfed a little. I took a quick shower, and he said:"Hey i'm not in the mood anymore sorry." and we never saw each other again....until now, i'm 16 right now! Glad u learned a lesson! lolz
lol (0 Points) 9 months ago
I don't know what would be worse...her breath or her pussy?
Feech LaManna (0 Points) 3 months ago
Doesn't matter if her pussy smells like the dumpster behind Long John Solver's - as long as she doesn't fart when you're eating it.
4103 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahaha, man I love it!!