(816): dude, i ate her out then we started makin out - and she said 'your breathe smells bad', made a mistake and said that's cuz your pussy stinks. I guess ill just beat and sleep tonight.

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4104 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

Good call. You can't let her get away with that

4197 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

you should have just told her straight up that her pussy stinks :S tell her to get checked, and i suggest you do too

4300 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lol!!! funny!

4342 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

haha stinky pussy sucks

4352 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

She probably just needed to air it out. It is good not to sleep with undies on at night, let yourself breath there. Plus you are more moist that way too.

4390 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahahahah!!!! its her OWN fault!!!

4436 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I smell good. Wash first ladies.

4641 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Take a shower together and get cleaned up!

4717 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Ahhh man, thats the worst!! Stanky puss!!!

4737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Haha You should be proud of yourself for saying that to that stupid ass bitch. What kind of idiot would say that after you just ate her out? You did her a favor and she starts talking shit? Fuck her.

4819 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Wow would you even eat that anyway.. that's a complete turn off. I'll lose an erection faster than fucking a chick and then hearing my moms voice on the answering machine. Gone!

5093 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lol when i go down there and theres sumthing outa toon i get the fuck out but good job bitch needed to be told

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5735 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

haha dude you prolly have AIDS in the mouth!!

5838 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i woulda said the same thing ! good call man ahaha

6215 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Great comments!

6216 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Sleep with your undies off and let yourself air out girls. We all need to breath, if you catch my drift.

6313 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Dude it goes makeout first then you eat someone out!

6327 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Sexy. yes you! Dammitt!

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6936 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

What if it really was your breathe and not her? OMG Either way....too funny!

7724 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

As a woman I find this hilarious. Keep yourselves clean, ladies.

7747 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

seems like you two shared some precious moments...

7813 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahaha thats fucking hilarious

8249 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahah ouchhh; that'd hurt to be told that. but it's her fault for saying your breath smelt in the first place! but how is this related to a text? :S

8492 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmfaooo. im assuming she went home && whipped out the vibrator.

9874 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahayhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah thats fuckin dirtyyyyyyyyy ew

9875 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahayhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah thats fuckin dirtyyyyyyyyy ew

11841 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

non sequitor

24763 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

LOL! Well what does that say about the douche bag that ate her out?? And she should take a bath.

25344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ever heard of "taste like chicken, keep on lick'n, taste like trout get the fuck out"

26668 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

LOL love it thats fucking gold!

43472 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

alright doctor #6

46608 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ROFL!!! That's why you always do the "Finger Sniff Test!!!" That way you don't get down there and have to come right back up...

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49006 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahaha! im nt sure which if funnier the story or the comments to the stories hhahaha ROFL!

49938 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmao i agree with #19

51588 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

If her shit stunk that bad how could you of even put your mouth on it....uhh yuck, cause than that means it was bad enough to smell when you get as far down as the navel. Which means you should of stopped at the belly button and not gone any further!!! And should of told her to go shower and douche 10 times. ICK! Come on now ladies keep yourself clean cause that's just gross if your shit stinks that bad that the guy ends up doing the stanky leg when he's walking or running away.

51767 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmaooooo omqqq ewwwwwwww. rofllllmaooo

53406 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

what girls actually says your breathe stinks after you eat her out? and if her shit stank then how could you eat it anyway?

58572 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

omg for like 10 minutes i couldnt close my mouth after reading this haha

64719 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

lol just lol. to continue to chew on her twat even though it smells... ew. hahahaha

66438 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 6 years ago

She set her self up for that!! you did the right thing

70000 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

sounds like a happy ending to me

70467 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

i dont kiss... this just made me more glad i dont. but she's still wrong for doing that.. she should have just pushed ur head down to her boobs so u could suck on her nipples instead. thats what i do

12375 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 6 years ago

oh wow. that's some nasty shit right there. As i girl im sure you guys have heard of the golden rule? well guys should deffinatly go by it: if it tastes like chicken keep on lickin. just sayin.

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RIGuy (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

Dude, my girls twat smelled like dead children. I tried dropping hints, I tried bathing with her and washing it for her. I tried coming right out and saying it nicely and respectfully. She didn't do anything about it. So one night i fingered her and stuffed my fingers in her mouth for her to suck on. She got up, ran to the bathroom and vomitted lmao. From that point on, there's been no problems.

Cupcake (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

wow i just wanted to make sure "ate her out" meant what i thought it meant! so i wasted half of my time!because i wuz rite! well anyway, that sux for u but hey look on the bright side at least u uh....well atleast u know now not to let a girl get away wit it, or let them it wuz them! kuz if a guy ATE ME OUT i wouldnt even dare telling him!!!that'd be embarrissing!i'd let him do his work lolz haha!!;)

Katty (0 Points) (+1, -1) 6 years ago

ok, so me and my boyfriend where at a Halloween Party. And this was when i was like 15, and i brought him upstairs! He was fingering me, after that i gave head and guess what happened next?....so we were in the middle of having s.e.x and he ate me out and we made out and DAMN did his breath stink! I took a bath, but we were having s.e.x so i'll say it was both our fault's. Oh and thats's not all! He made me suck his finger after he fingered me, i didn't wanna reject that so,i did it and i said, :"I'll be right back". So i went to the bathroom and spit so much in the sink, i even baby barfed a little. I took a quick shower, and he said:"Hey i'm not in the mood anymore sorry." and we never saw each other again....until now, i'm 16 right now! Glad u learned a lesson! lolz

86643 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

i mean "i"

lol (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 years ago

I don't know what would be worse...her breath or her pussy?

Feech LaManna (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Doesn't matter if her pussy smells like the dumpster behind Long John Solver's - as long as she doesn't fart when you're eating it.

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