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drunker than an amish kid in a barrrel of moonshine
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Yo bro howd your night go? (440): Well I somehow got a bj on the roof of buffalo wild wings...u tell me
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
(925):
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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(360):
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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IvDXSOXAImThF (0 Points) 1 year ago
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