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(773):
heklp!!!!! I cantr feel my mouth. i thimnk i jst thew up a turd...
(440):
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
(618):
you tried to drown yourself, army crawl naked across concrete, fly face first down the stairs, AND try to kill us because you think you're a damn transformer?
(440):
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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Apparently metal bar stools can be easily mistaken for people when you're punching them.
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ummm... unless they're the terminator!
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3904 (0 Points) 2 years ago
ummm... unless they're the terminator!