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(207):
i stole andrew's sock and used it as a pad. not a good idea, fyi..
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Don't come over yet! (1-318): Why are you ok bro? (318): Having sex on the kinect! I'm on tv !! (1-318): Bleep bloop, achievement unlocked, "Get Kinected!" (318): Hahahaha
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I woke him up by giving him head after a nice round of morning sex we took a shower and then I decided I'd make him pancakes eggs and bacon... Sometimes I think I'm a little too sweet :) but it's okay he fucked me like a champ
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he made me wet enough that my panties coulda been a fucking slip 'n slide, i swear.
(702):
Dude, saw some chick coming out of target that said "I finish first"...I walked up to her and said if she would like to finish a second time. (1-702): Lol, what happened? (702): She slapped the living shit out of me and told me to fuck off. (1-702): Ouch..ballsy my friend, ballsy (702): Apparently, she thought the same thing, she gave me her number...we're hookin up tomorrow
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two people were getting it on in the bedroom so you drilled a 5 inch "peep hole" in the door... yea she's pissed about the damages but i'm just wondering how the fuck you manage to get your hands on a power tool every time you're drunk
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lol wtf
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81927 (0 Points) 1 year ago
lol wtf