(859): sent to my dad: "You should ask her to give you a rusty trombone... Tell her to look it up."

Comments: 14


3884 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus.[1] The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player.[1][2] The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.




Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

sc7zvJ I really enjoy the article.Really looking forward to read more. Fantastic.




3937 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

EW!




3968 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ew?




4009 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

w00t, go 859!




4015 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

The thing is, he did ask her. And she did look it up. Did she do it? Still not sure.




4034 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyy




4356 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Number 1 I love how you use words, you are such a turn on! I want to wrap you up in your vocabulary and take you away! Only ---knows what I could do to you, but I will behave.




4359 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha #7 that's from wikipedia, idiot




4438 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#7, know wonder, it sounded so good, the grammar I mean. And grammar is such a turn on, who would of known, not me....giggle, giggle, he, he!!!! A man's writing is the BEST TURN ON. Unless I have a sexy man in front of me, the one I call the man of my dreams, hum there is another man in my dreams, oh well..I wil get this thing under control one day...but not now, too much fun!




4646 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Who would want to do this?




5339 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Rusty trombone, no thanks!




6379 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that's hot




8074 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

mmmm sounds fun


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