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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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this little boob of mine, im gonna let it grow...
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I lead such a double life.. Rode my bike over to her house had sex then snuggled naked for awhile. Rode back and I'm already back to playing RuneScape..
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he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted... - MDT
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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